I just took a piss on the Skyway tonight. Not in the car, you fools. I just felt the urge, stepped on the brakes, pulled off the shoulder, got out and let go. Passenger side, of course. Would you mind? Kailangan na eh! The cars are passing me at 80 to 100 KPH. They wouldn't notice. But they would still get a glimpse of my "pitutoy" if they looked pretty hard. (HARD. The manner the onlookers would view me and not how my "pitutoy" looked, idiot!)
Aha! There's an analogy here! Let's relate it to life or whatever have you.
Your travel along the Skyway would be your life, career, relationship, or whatever you hold dear. You're trip would bring you at around 80 to a hundred KPH along the Skyway. That would mean, your life, career, relationship, or whatever, is heading to a certain destination speedily. You know that in just a few more minutes, you'd be reaching your destination - your goal or purpose or dream. The Skyway Exit. Just a little more. You're there! Then suddenly, you're hit with this urge. It can wait. You think -- Just ignore it. A little more sacrifice, and you would have reached your goal. No biggie. (Please stop referring to my "pitutoy"!) But the more you move on, the more you feel it trying to get noticed. Should you stop? Or continue ignoring it?
You brave on. You continue with your travel. You reach the exit. Yahoo. Success! But your trousers are already wet. And it stinks. You're wearing white and it's not a pretty sight. You're supposed to go to a party where you are the guest of honor. Sure, everyone welcomes you. But that stain and stink would surely leave an impression on them. So, was it worth it?
Or, you could do what I did. Heed the call. Stop a while, and give in to what matters most. In this case, your bladder. Your bladder surprisingly can take on many forms. Like family, relationships, friends, or whatever has been craving for your attention (yep, bladders can do that). Sure. If you stop, it would be quite embarrassing for the people who pass you by. But what matters most anyway? Your bladder? The cars that pass by who don't really know you and won't remember you? Or the people waiting at the party who don't care what happened on your trip just as long as you don't stink when you get to the party?
You will be reaching the exit eventually, so why not stop a while?
In this crazy world where we are blinded by our so-called priorities, it doesn't hurt to pay attention to our bladder from time to time. How we attend to it just might dictate what shape we'd be in when we finally reach the exit.
And that to me, matters.
Or just easily put: Take a leak before driving home, okay?
14 comments:
Some would go for the exit with hopes that his bladder would not give up on him. But there is no assurance. Anytime you may have that leak.
It is not the driver therefore, but the bladder that is being tested. However, the driver has the ultimate control of his journey to the Skyway.
YG
can't the weak bladder be replaced?
Sure you can. But that would mean your original bladder already gave up on you. If you just paid attention to your bladder, then it wouldn't need replacing. You can have your bladder replaced and pretend nothing happened. But not everyone may be lucky enough to survive the operation. ;-)
but it's still worth a try.. as there are many possiblities other than not surviving the operation
How about medication? Some time in the hospital to recuperate? Maybe you can still revive the damaged bladder and forget about the operation.
Dapat kasi nagdiaper! haha!
YG
But prevention is still better than the cure. Why wait for the bladder to give up on you when you can prevent it altogether?
Ang dapat: Uminom lang ng tama. (Red Horse, Baby! Yeah!)
Uhm... Sorry.
what if the bladder is so stubborn and would not want to cooperate?
Pitutoy ampucha! Sounds so tiny....
"what if the bladder is so stubborn and would not want to cooperate?"
Ele: Teka, that's just the point. If the bladder doesn't cooperate, then maybe you're doing something wrong. That's why you need to pay attention to your bladder from time to time.
"Pitutoy ampucha! Sounds so tiny...."
Ele: Hoy, Lizalizaliza! It may sound so small, but always remember this --- "It is not how deep you fish, but it's how you wiggle your worm." Kaya... wag ka mainsecure... maganda yung kinabit ni Doc sa'yo. Bwahahahaha!
Hahahaha!!! Sira ulo!
tsk tsk
naisip ko lang...ang hirap naman if it happened to us girls...haller? do you think we will stop and pee? hehehe!
Hey, the wheels are nice and warm. You could just sit right beside it and do your thing. ;-)
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